I'm 37. I'm not old.
And now for something (not) completely different, in honor of my 37th trip around the sun:
King Arthur: Old woman.
Dennis: Man.
King Arthur: Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
Dennis: I'm 37.
King Arthur: What?
Dennis: I'm 37. I'm not old.
King Arthur: Well I can't just call you "man".
Dennis: Well you could say "Dennis".
King Arthur: I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
King Arthur: I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
Dennis: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
King Arthur: Well I am king.
Dennis: Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Etc., etc.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
posted by scooter @ 8:15 AM
6 comments
6 Comments:
jacxkr*Eyes rolling*
Some of you may need the "wife translation"
It is from the Holy Grail. Just laugh and let them quote it.
Kat
Happy Birthday, Scott!
I knew it was Python, no translator necessary, but thanks anyway, Kat.
Ok....well as lost as I am with that one....HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Kat- more translation please....(like when we went and saw the Shakespeare movie HAHA!)
Dri
from a knight who say nee!:
Happy Birthday Scott. It's cool: as you get older, I don't feel any younger but I don't feel so much older than you.
All the best to you and your family.
t
Shrubbery!
Hey Mr.Rainey!!! I love the pictures of your kids... That is AWESOME that you adopted three children. I hope you will keep me updated on how things are going. You are a great person and I will never forget the things you have taught me! ~ Tiffany Belieu
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