'cause we are livin' in a digital world...

Schoolyard conversation between Emily and a friend:

Friend: So, you were adopted?

Emily: That's right.

F: How did your parents find you?

E: They found us on the internet.

F: You mean...

E: Yes. (devilish glint gleams in her baby blue eyes). My parents downloaded me.

Which is, of course, in a lot of ways exactly what happened.